If you are too inconsiderate to notice that I was already waiting for a parking space to open up when you pulled into the lot, don’t be surprised when I give you the stinkeye and make wild hand gestures when you cut me off and take the next available spot. The only reason I didn’t hurl many, many filthy insults your way and flip you off with both hands was because we were in the parking lot of my darling daughter’s daycare and she was in the back seat of my car, waiting to be dropped off, you dipshit.
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